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Q: If a small hobby railway model train bridge is broken and you patch it up with spare through hole diodes, what is it called?

A: A bridge rectifier
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Electrifyingly funny.

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Groan!
Groan!
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Doubly funny!
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What do you have if you teach a gorilla to make clay vessels?


A Hairy Potter.
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Why can't a motorcycle stand up by itself?



It’s two-tired.
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Groan! :-)

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if we have to stay with PC jokes...this is going to get old very quick.... :shock:
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You don't have to stick with PC jokes... go ahead and make a joke about the Apple MAC.
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I tried but my computer won't let me...
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A machinist buys a brand new Corvette, he gets home and parks it under a tree.

He comes out the next morning to see his shiny new car covered in bird potty. He looks up and sees all manner of birds in the tree above. Angry, he hatches a plan.

He spreads birdseed all over his lawn, his car, his house, and goes to bed.

The next morning he comes out to a car that's spotless and clean.

He knew, more feed stops bird's nests.

Oh, and just because you can step over a pile of bird potty doesn't mean you should.
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NP317 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 16, 2023 6:48 pm I tried but my computer won't let me...
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