Bad Jokes
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Bad Jokes
Q: If a small hobby railway model train bridge is broken and you patch it up with spare through hole diodes, what is it called?
A: A bridge rectifier
A: A bridge rectifier
Standards are so important that everyone must have their own...
To measure is to know - Lord Kelvin
Disclaimer: I'm just a guy with a few machines...
To measure is to know - Lord Kelvin
Disclaimer: I'm just a guy with a few machines...
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Electrifyingly funny.
--earlgo
--earlgo
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Music isn’t at all difficult. All you gotta do is play the right notes at the right time!
Music isn’t at all difficult. All you gotta do is play the right notes at the right time!
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Doubly funny!
RussN
RussN
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What do you have if you teach a gorilla to make clay vessels?
A Hairy Potter.
A Hairy Potter.
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Why can't a motorcycle stand up by itself?
It’s two-tired.
It’s two-tired.
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Music isn’t at all difficult. All you gotta do is play the right notes at the right time!
Music isn’t at all difficult. All you gotta do is play the right notes at the right time!
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Groan!
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if we have to stay with PC jokes...this is going to get old very quick....
Too many things going on to bother listing them.
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You don't have to stick with PC jokes... go ahead and make a joke about the Apple MAC.
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I tried but my computer won't let me...
RussN
RussN
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A machinist buys a brand new Corvette, he gets home and parks it under a tree.
He comes out the next morning to see his shiny new car covered in bird potty. He looks up and sees all manner of birds in the tree above. Angry, he hatches a plan.
He spreads birdseed all over his lawn, his car, his house, and goes to bed.
The next morning he comes out to a car that's spotless and clean.
He knew, more feed stops bird's nests.
Oh, and just because you can step over a pile of bird potty doesn't mean you should.
He comes out the next morning to see his shiny new car covered in bird potty. He looks up and sees all manner of birds in the tree above. Angry, he hatches a plan.
He spreads birdseed all over his lawn, his car, his house, and goes to bed.
The next morning he comes out to a car that's spotless and clean.
He knew, more feed stops bird's nests.
Oh, and just because you can step over a pile of bird potty doesn't mean you should.
Standards are so important that everyone must have their own...
To measure is to know - Lord Kelvin
Disclaimer: I'm just a guy with a few machines...
To measure is to know - Lord Kelvin
Disclaimer: I'm just a guy with a few machines...
- Charles T. McCullough
- Posts: 397
- Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:25 pm