The die bottle won

[tornitore45]

[GlennW]

I prefer red.

[tornitore45]

Then it will look like blood. I had my murder scene rendering when pierced a can of red paint that apparently had still pressure in it.

[Bill Shields]

All of this is why I use magic markers for small areas

[hobgobbln]

Been there.
If you ever knock the open bottle of Dykem off the edge of the bench without the cap on it, don’t try and catch it. I was 20% Smurf for weeks.

[GlennW]

That's why I use the felt tip bottles instead of the brush top cans.

[tornitore45]

That was the felt top bottle. I left it uncapped for a day by mistake and dried out. It needed some squeezing and all of sudden...

[GlennW]

[mcostello]

POPEYE muscles.

[Bill Shields]

Looks like you have just voted in an Afghani election

[tornitore45]

Looks like you have just voted in an Afghani election

I am sure is funny, but you need to explain that to me.

[Bill Shields]

In many developing democracies, to prevent fraudulent voting, after you have voted they dip a finger in a purple amino acid stain that CANNOT BE WASHED OFF...

Anyone with an already purple finger (or thumb) is not allowed to vote (again)

Naturally...no mail in votes.

Imagine that...a foolproof system to prevent fraudulent votes.