Check out line

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hoppercar
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Check out line

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Stores and gas stations need a special checkout for people who gotta hold up the line buying lottery tickets and cigarettes
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SteveHGraham
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All women should be forced to use special checkout lines.

Cashier: "That''ll be $1.28."

Woman: "Do you take checks? I guess I better start looking in my suitcase-sized purse for my checkbook."

Also, they park their carts across grocery aisles and stand next to them, and some women have cabooses three feet wide.

I always choose checkout lines with men in them. A man can check out with 300 items faster than a woman can do it with three.
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It is all coincidence. All night/24hr drug stores closed up tight at midnight. Security guards hired to notice huge theft, nothing. Nothing to see here.Get used to it.
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hoppercar wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:59 pm Stores and gas stations need a special checkout for people who gotta hold up the line buying lottery tickets and cigarettes
I have thought about this MANY times!
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SteveHGraham
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Let's talk about the people who do their grocery shopping at the drugstore on Sunday night, complete with carts.
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Remember the best "check out line". Oh Lizebeth, this is the big one. Fred Sanford :)
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